The Crazy Cripple
2003-11-17 @ 6:19 p.m.
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I am watching the Daily Show. Here is Episode 5.

The Crazy Cripple.

CC:Bwah Hah Hah! I will allow my friends to attack people with my crutches!

Laura:That's right. You give us your crutches and we brutally attack and harass your enemies!

Emily:And if any of them retaliate, we just give them back to you, and none attacks a cripple!

CC:Right. This plan is exactly what we need to rule the world. We should attack powerful and famous people and make them into cripples, starting with The Spears!

L+E:HAIL THE SPEARS!

CC:Go,my minions, turn The Spears into a cripple!

The End.

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