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Nanners Replacement 2003-11-16 @ 10:03 a.m. < | > My Parents are at the emergency room. I am going to update my diary. Here are episodes 2 and 3 of "Super Friends" Nanners' Replacement! Ingrid:we need to replace Nanners. Tim:Who is Nanners? Ingrid:nanners, the one who we sent to sacrifice himself, the one who we haven't seen for the bast two months! Tim:Oh yeah,him,(pause)He was stupid. Max:Yeah,what a loser. Jordon:Whoa.Huh?Whah? Tim:Shut up Jordon. Ingrid:Let's replace Nanners with Jordon's handwriting! Tim:What? That doesn't make sense! Ingrid:Neither does your face. [One hour later] Tim:For the last time Ingrid, we will not replace Nanners with Van.I don't care how cute he is,he is an anime character. Ingrid:But he's my bishi! Jordon:Whoa.Huh? Tim:God Dammit! (Tim takes out bag of cocaine,tosses it to Jordon) Tim:There, that should hold you. Jordon:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ingrid:Won't that just make him more confused? Tim:I suppose so, but it'll keep him quiet. Junior:So who do we replace Nanners with? Ingrid:Hitler! Tim+Junior:What?! (Ingrid drags in Van) Ingrid:See?He is my bishi! Tim+Junior:NO!!!!!!!!! [three hours later] Tim:Okay, so we've ruled out Van,Hitler,and Magic Flying Rainbow Hippo Man- Jordon:YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Tim:yes. Junior:Man,we've been here for hours dude. Ingrid:VAN!VAN!VAN! Tim:Okay,I have an idea. We take a long wooden stick, and tape a picture of Nanners to it! Ingrid:Sounds Good Jordon:Yay!!!!!111 Junior:Whatever. Tim:WHAT!!!! You guys are supposed to hate it,call me stupid,and we're supposed to spend hours arguing! Ingrid:We can't have Van,so this is the next best thing. Junior:Whaever. Tim:That's settled then,Nanners has been replaced. [end of story] I know, I said was going to post 2+3,but I didn't realize how large 2 was. 3 is pretty useless,so I'll just skip it and post 4 tommorow. |